So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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