Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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