Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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