I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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