just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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