I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
the raccoons are back...
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