She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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