Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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