I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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