You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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