you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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