Don't you send me to vm
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Still dying that you shit outside
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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