A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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