Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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