it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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