Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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