You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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