I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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