Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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