I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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