so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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