Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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