On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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