I CAN MOONWALK!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.