are you so shy because you have an std?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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