It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
In America we eat man semen.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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