is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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