After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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