So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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