belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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