How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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