Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
