ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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