dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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