Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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