so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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