i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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