Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Randomize