I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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