i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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