i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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