Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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