My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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