So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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