am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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