I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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