Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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