woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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