I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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