I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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