I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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