i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The air was thick with penises
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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