he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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