I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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