My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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