How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You were trust falling into bushes
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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