So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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