Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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