If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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